Rihanna Vs. Chris Brown

Now really we shouldnt be laughting at this kindda topic but.... This ish made me bus up!

Happy Mothers Day

Happy mothers day ladies!

Soulja Boy...Hmmm...

I don't know whether to love or hate this dude! Really, I don't!

He confuses me...
I've put a video below of Soulja Boy showing how he produces with the Fruity Loops production software.

This is what I like about Soulja Boy:
He's trying to do more than just be a novelty one-hit wonder by homing in on his other crafts...and I appreciate this even more since I'm currently saving for my own studio! Its also impressive that he actually bought the free demo version of Fruity Loops to make 'Crank Dat', his debut number one single, which probably made him truckloads of cash monee! So I recognise the hustle, and the fact that he invested his money into furthering himself...in fact, I commend him on that. I also quite like his Gucci trainers, they're a bit sick actually.

But here's what I don't like about Soulja Boy:
He has no humility! There's no need to show off all the money you have, keep that ish to yourself. Secondly, after listening to some of his beats, I realised that they're not very good. This in itself is a shame...I wish he was a wicked producer so I could let him off for the arrogance.

See what you think about the video - and the Gucci trainers!

Christina be a Hot Blonde Mess - The Conclusion

I told you I'd post any new information on the Christina Milian massacre to you guys...well here it is!

There was a lot of fuss regarding the hilarious blog that got released with Usher, Bryan Michael Cox, Jermaine Dupri and Johnta making fun of Christina's new blonde look and 'slutty' swagger (by the way, she's now signed to Radio Killa Records, The Dream's label...just like I predicted). Here's the response from The Dream regarding the issue during an interview with Rap Radar:

"Recently, your girlfriend Christina Milian has caught a lot of heat over the pictures she took at the Atlanta Hawks game".
Oh yeah, they hate her. [But] I love it. Cause evidently, we controlling the airwaves right now. People that can’t hate on me are going to hate on her.

"It seems much of criticism comes from the blonde dye job".
That sh*t look good to me. She is an artist. She changed her hair color cause she wanted to change it. I aint have sh*t to do with it. Why I look like walking around making someone change their hair color.

"Did you feel some sort of way about Johntá Austin, Jermaine Dupri, and Usher were clowning her"?
Hmm mmm, of course I did. I called all of them. First person I called was Johntá Austin.
Did you speak to Usher?He called me and told me he was sorry and or whatever. But she on Radio Killa. She feel a certain way about it, then I’m good on you. We can’t even work. And to clear this up, “Oh, she f*ckin’ for tracks” and this sh*t, I be like these muthaf*ckas must be stupid. It’s a recession ain’t nobody got to f*ck for tracks. We basically giving them away. There’s a clearance!

Anyhoo...I've found this story hilarious from start to finish...just goes to show how a bad makeover and slightly skanky attitude can get you a record deal!

This is why I love Family Guy!

Do you guys remember when Phanz posted about Christian Bale freaking out at a film set? An assistant kept walking through the recording and Bale went a bit crazy...swearing, abuse...the whole shabang?

Well, Family Guy (my favourite cartoon) made a clip using the recording taken from Bale's breakdown, and put Peter Griffin (lead character in Family Guy) on the other end of the abuse! Watch this. Too funny.

Christina be a Hot Blonde Mess!

This story was soooo hilarious I had to share it with the Hustle ‘Ard bloggers.

Okay so basically, singer Christina Milian recently vamped up her image with a brand-spanking makeover: beach blonde hair, scarlet lipstick, a new airhead swagger...you get the picture. For those who don’t, here you go!

If you can’t recognise her, she’s the blonde mess to the left!! Okay I’m gonna stop being horrible now. But to be honest I have lost a lot of respect for Christina, since I’ve seen her ‘all of a sudden’ hanging out with Mr Radiokilla himself, The Dream (you can see him sitting smugly in the picture above); quite coincidental since he’s just started his own record label and her career’s tied to the train tracks. But if you thought I was being bitchy, look what Usher, socialite Johnta, producer Brian Michael Cox, and others had to say! Not very nice...


I told you it wasn’t nice! Anyways the latest is that Usher’s released an apology. I think he’s realised he didn’t come across very nicely. Here’s some of the bull-ish he released a few days later, after this video was removed from YouTube!!

“The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion. I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved.”

Whatever. You guys meant it.
Any more info and I’ll let you know!

This Ones For The Ladies...

WOW!!!!

Lunch Teef Deterrent

I think im one of the lucky ones that have never had any of my sarnies stolen from the fridge at work. I think it might have something to do with my colleagues knowing how id react to not seeing my Jerk Chicken in Hard Dough Bread sandwich...it wouldn’t be a pretty site! For those of you that have fallen foul to those light fingered sarnie snatchers you need not worry as this might just be your saviour.

As you can see these anti - theft lunch bags make the lunch teef think that you had forgotten about that nice home made club sarnie you made last week which resulted in mold growth!

Seems like a good idea in the short term but i can only imagine people looking at you funny when your for ever taking out the mould sarnie and walking to your desk! I sense an email from the Office Manager about food hygiene coming on!!

Available to buy here

Bullet Proof Bath Tub

Every now and then i come across things that dont make me laugh but make me a little angry as i dont see any ounce of logic in its purpose (i really dont know why it makes me angry but i just does).

This is one of them!

Why oh why would anyone want a bullet proof bath tub? No, seriously? Wouldn't the wannabe killer just run up a little closer and shoot you by aiming over the side of the tub?

Can someone please explain to me why a company would perceive that this would be a good idea to put into production!

My breathe dont stink!

With Valentines Day around the corner this little gadget from Urban Outfitters could potentially save a few blushes. The Kiss-o-Meter is said to work a little like breathalysers. By breathing on the gadget it detects if you're ready for some action or if you need to bang all the chewing gum you can find in your mouth in one go!

Source - Urbanoutfitters

Arab Money

Last summers transfer window saw Robinho make his much publicised move from Real Madrid to Chelsea Man City on deadline day for £32.5m. The Manchester club where also rumoured to have tabled a late bid for Dimitar Berbatov who was already at advanced stages with there local rivals.

With all clubs aware that the new owners of the blue half of Manchester have the 'cash monies' to give current boss Mark Hughes blank cheques to attempt the worlds best players, rumours broke this morning of Man City representatives in Milan trying to broker a deal of £100m for the 2007 World Player of the Year Kaka. The deal is reportedly to include a weekly wage of £500,000. That’s £2m a month!!!

Kaka is undoubtedly one of the best players on the planet but to offer him such huge wages is ridiculous!

Thoughts?

From Model/Video Vixen to Recording Artist

From this

To this

2 Questions

1. Is this a joke?

2. Why oh why would you wanna go and do that?

YOUR JOKING!!!

An Asics shop... A whole shop selling nothing but Asics??? Are they taking the piss?

Wow... That’s different! With Northern Rock, MFI, Wollies, and Zavvi to name a few companies either going in to administration or going bust, Asics thought they would buck the trend and have opened their first shop in the UK, and they actually HAVE customers. In any case it’s on Argyll Street in London. I aint gonna front though, i checked out some of the kicks they've got coming out in 09, and credit where credits due, their doing their thing... Still dunno about a whole shop though!

Kanye West - A day in the life of a fashion intern

Head over to complex magazine to see their funny take on what a day in the life of the 808 & Heartbreak singer/rappers first day would be like as an intern at a leading fashion house.

Show & Tell

I'll let you into a little secret...me and R1 used breakdance. To be specific, we were into popping. When i was at high school I used to dance every friday night before wrestling with my boy Skank religiously but didnt really get into the art form until i bucked R1 at college and he lent me Breakin. Turbo changed my view on breakdancing (Ozone was kinda swag still) and made me wanna learn more and take it a little more seriously. I did for a while but it didnt last long as i was still trying to balance Football and Athletics at the same time.

What made me laugh the other day when me, Phanz and R1 went out was this guy randomly wanted me to dance (lets get this straight from early...it was a little dance off ting and he try hand me the baton). I declined but Phanz was on dis ting telling people "dunno why his being shy, he can dance ya know"! For me, those days are over. I wouldnt say i've lost it, just that im a little rusty and to be honest, dancing/clashing a drunk person is not the way i wanna get back into the game!

Back to the title of the post. 

I saw this and was glad to see a young guy do his ting in class in what seems to be a show and tell (more show). I was good, but i think this guy has a little edge over me...just a little.

Did someone say credit crunch?

Its no secret that our friends in Dubai have paper...serious paper! When you grandma was complaining that its costing her an extra £10 to fill up her Nissan Micra, the big players in dubai where seriously eating!



I'll turn your attention to dubai itself and over to the much talked about Palm Island where everyone whose anyone has a home on the man made resort. At the forefront of the resort is the Atlantis Hotel that cost 1.5 billion dollars to construct. On thursday they held the opening ceremony that reportable cost 20 million dollars with A list celebs Oprah Winfrey, Denzel Washington & Robert De Niro all in attendance. Take a look at the ceremony that was bigger and had more fireworks than this years olympics in Beijing.